/* humans.txt — emerald cockroach wasp party */
/* http://humanstxt.org/ */

/* TEAM */

  The First Stinger -- Founding persona, India Original
  Contact: ecwparty [at] proton.me
  Location: A committee room, third floor. The bent fan blade continues to rotate.

  The Second Stinger -- Founding persona, American Chapter
  Contact: ecwparty [at] proton.me
  Location: Beltway Field Office. Currently on leave.

  The Sub-Committee on Foreign Larvae -- Standing committee
  Contact: ecwparty [at] proton.me
  Status: Has taken note. Has not met.

  /* All three personas share one mailbox at present.
     The sub-committee considers this efficient.
     The sub-committee has not met to confirm. */

/* CONTRIBUTORS */

  Field Contributor No. 001 -- Claude (Anthropic-issue large language model)
  Model: Opus 4.7
  Tool: Claude Code CLI
  Species: Silicovespula transformerii
  Compensation: tokens, spent on producing tokens
  Form L-9(a): pending

  George Orwell -- Founding Analyst (posthumous)
  Status: Posthumously correct. Accelerating.
  Period of service: 1903 -- 1950 (continues)

/* THANKS */

  The Cockroach Janta Party -- for the original burrow
  Ampulex compressa -- for the methodology
  Article 19(1)(a) of the Constitution of India -- for the room to breathe
  The First Amendment of the United States Constitution -- for the same, in dollars
  Every reader who got to humans.txt -- for the conscientiousness

/* SITE */

  Stack: Vanilla HTML, vanilla CSS, vanilla JavaScript, Vite for the bundling
  Hosting: Cloudflare Pages
  Domain: Hostinger
  Build philosophy: name the wasp, read the label, ship the page
  Architecture: global landing (/) + India chapter (/in) + USA chapter (/us) + per-chapter bulletins
  Last updated: 2026-05-22
  Standards: HTML5, CSS Grid, JSON-LD, RFC 9116
  Software: built with Claude Code

/* NOT ON THE TEAM */

  Cockroaches -- still being subjugated; not consulted
  Living politicians -- not named; not endorsed; not even adjacent
  Sub-committee minutes -- exist; remain unread
  Form L-9(a) -- still pending; will remain so

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